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“I have no ob*jection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”
― Oscar Wilde

I am a quirky, fat, tattooed provider catering to discerning folks (all races/gender orientations/sizes/abilities welcome) who adore a woman with luscious curves and soft, pale skin. I am an adventurer, an explorer and a lover. Somewhat of a hedonist, I want to experience all that life has to offer. My services are GFE/PSE style in nature and I can generally accommodate most requests. Please note, I do not offer domination services of any kind. Despite my edgy appearance, I am friendly and laidback and genuinely want to make sure you have a good time. 


  1. graphic novels! Some favourites include Meatcake by Dame Darcy, and any of the Love and Rockets series. 
  2. science fiction! Favourite authors include John Wyndham, Philip K. Dick and China Mieville (though I suppose he is more aligned with the New Weird)
  3. horror movies, especially post-apocalyptic! 
  4. yoga (if anyone wants to gift me a yoga membership to Kula Yoga in the Annex, I’d really love it!)
  5. academia! I am a grad student interested in feminist theory about sex work, sex work performance and identity politics. I also have degrees in archaeology and classics (the study of ancient Greece and Rome)

Expectations and Donations

Rates (Non-negotiable!)

30 minutes $140

1 hour $220

90 minutes $320

2 hours $400

Please add an extra $40 for trips to the islands. 

I am available daily, generally between noon and 11pm and can be available outside of these hours if booked in advance. 

Contact Info

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